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Larry was a bartender
He served lots of drinks
Lived in Butte, Montana
He'd have told you what he thinks
One night, a man walked through the bar door
He pulled out a weapon; It was a freaking sword!
He bought it at the Renaissance fair
Larry pulled out his lance and he fought him right there
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender, yeah
Because Larry ran a bar,
He knew tons of Uber drivers in their Toyota cars
Picking up the wasted bar flies
Who's blood alcohol level was really, really high
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender, yeah
Larry's bar would sometimes have bands
And the crowd would be filled with tons of rowdy fans
The fans would sometimes start fights
Now, you wouldn't want to be in the bar on those nights
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender, yeah
(Solo)
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender, yeah
Now, old Larry met his end one night
He was going to Helena, so he took a right
To pick up a shipment of wine
But that night, ol' Larry, he wouldn't be fine
He hit a pothole in the road
Crashed his truck through the rails
And rolled down like a stone
It caved in the roof of his truck
His skull was shattered
And that really sucked
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender
Larry the Bartender, yeah
Larry has a bar up in Heaven
Where he serves famous musicians who died at 27
People like Janis Joplin
Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, and Jim Morrison
Oh!
Larry the Bartender (He's serving drinks in the clouds!)
Larry the Bartender (And he ain't comin' down!)
Larry the Bartender (He served Brian Jones!)
Larry the Bartender, YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHÂ
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